Monday, December 27, 2004

New Years Crystal Ball

This will be a New Years Eve
to gaze into that Crystal ball
dropping at midnight in New York
city this year!

Friday, December 24, 2004

Slow In The Snow

In a time of year where deliveries
are already slow because of the
enormous packages being mailed
the snow flies and creates even further
delays.

RR - Santa

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Egg Nogg Safety

During this special time of year
one thinks of many things that
bring good cheer and one of those
special things is safe Egg Nog.

RR- Yahoo!

Monday, December 20, 2004

Small Miracles

This season all about the
miracle of life. The most precious
gifts come in the smallest packages.

RR- Disney

Saturday, December 18, 2004

Gift Ideas!

This could possibly be the most UNLIKELY
place to go get a gift idea for Christmas...


RR - Webrings

Friday, December 17, 2004

Tough Dogs

I knew this dog named Rufus once
who used to chase cars going 40mph.
Rufus would try to bite their tires and
I personally viewed this dogs head get
run over at least five times. All Rufus would
do is shake it off and go right back to chasing
the next car. I thought that dog was tough..
HA!!!!


Thursday, December 16, 2004

Cashmere Cheap!

I did not relize that a Cashmere sweater
could sell for $995.00, that's expensive!!
Well I guess the price has come down a bit.


Wednesday, December 15, 2004

It's My Sisters Birthday!

Happy Birthday Cynthia!!!

Now the whole world knows
you're 39 or 40...I can't remember?!


RR - Post It

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Get Happy ;-)

Are you feeling blue? Is life
bringing you down? Are the
doldrums getting to you?
Try this!!


Monday, December 13, 2004

Vacation Picture Clues

If you're going to burlarize someplace
make sure you leave your vaction
pictures somewhere other than the
scene of the crime.


Saturday, December 11, 2004

Tomato Prices Fall!

In a country where one of the biggest
worries revolve around the price of oil,
no one seemed to be upset about the
price of tomatoes.
Here's a little good news, I think -
Tomato prices are falling!


Friday, December 10, 2004

Mom's Are Losing Their Rights

It's absurd that the Washington State Supreme
Court rule that a mother violated Washington's
privacy law by eavesdropping on her daughter's
phone conversation.

Who argued this case for the Right of the child to
privacy? No other than that upstanding bastion of the
American ideal....The ACLU!



Thursday, December 09, 2004

Secret Santa

Office Christmas celebrations are part
of the year I look forward too most.
I never thought of it as a way to express my
true feelings toward my colleagues with a
secret game....Hmmm.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Does Your Computer Smell Nice?

If you could download fragrances
on your PC, would you? A Japanese
company is working on a system that
would allow you too. What's next....Taste?


Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Focker Family Reunion

Universal Studios wants the Focker Families
of the world to be proud of who they are.
Celebrating the release of the new film
"Meet The Fockers," 25 families get to go
frolic in Florida! Whoopie!


Monday, December 06, 2004

Braking The Rules

When pro sports figures have to break the rules
in order to get themselves in positions that they never
would obtain otherwise, you have the stirrings of
cowards and cheats.

Paste the big "L" on their foreheads!

Saturday, December 04, 2004

This Spam Doesn't Come In A Can!

Spamming is a very lucrutive business.
Some spammer made $750,000 a
month doing it, but now is going to jail for
9 years! But let's face it, junk email
is infuriating! I don't know a person
in this world that LIKES getting it.

RR- Email Notify




Friday, December 03, 2004

The pathetic Christmas Shopper

For a good 28 years of my life Christmas
shopping definately has fit into the
"Aimless Persuit" catagory.
I thought I was in a club to myself
hoping those "magical presents"
would find me....I'm not alone!


Thursday, December 02, 2004

Vroooom!

For all you Jay Walkers out there you might want
to be on the look out in those cities in the South
and West. Wider roads my be dangerous to your
health


Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Check Your Credit..No Charge!

It's always possible to obtain a "Free"
credit report, but only if you apply for a loan.

Looks like times are a changin'!


RR - Banks